As you I am sure you have gathered by now I am awesome.
So awesome in fact that my amazing awesomeness must be counter balanced by a force of evil.
What force of evil is great enough to set the scales steady?
What terrible thing is horrible enough?
Stupid head throbbing. Cognitive ability stealing. Slurry speech inducing.
If it weren’t for these randomly induced episodes of head death I would be unstoppable.